Sarz Are Not Arrogant, Comply With Them And You're Safe - Presh Arthur

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A facebook user known as Presh Arthur shared his experience with the anti-crime force in Lagos - Nigeria which occurred less than 24hours ago.





Sarz are friendly human force but depending on how you were or you approach to them because I just experience the sarz stop and search few days ago and it was so fun having such people and was bothering why is most people complain against this anti-fraud force when they are too fun to play with especially those who are not guilty consent, so below is my #Sarz_Experience.

I was heading to deliver an order from mainland to okoko, there's this bus stop called "Olusi" (I may not get the name properly but what I heard from the man who told me), so I took bike because going towards that area with bus is not ideally and not good especially when you're in a hurry. So, sighting the sarz from some distance not too long, firstly, I thought it was either the Nigeria police or the task force and I was like oh no, where's my nose mask, as I was about putting off my hand together with nose mask from my down right hand pocket (I was wearing a short trouser known as Nicker), so we were now seen as a suspect and they ask our bike man to stop and we should come down (already in my mind, nah me cause am because our bike almost pass them o). Okay we all obeyed their command and guess what?


INTERMISSION


One of the sarz ask the girl (I believe those of us in Lagos understand this saying "Oga nah N1500 going or you want make I carry person join you and you go pay N800?", nah so one girl (chubby and sexy type) boarded the same bike with me and she was like, Nooo, I cannot sit at the back, " Virgin boy" like me gently came down from the bike and she hop in sitting at my front and not that alone o, she was sitting on top) are you 2 together?

Mhen the girl denied me asap and I was like about to shout like wtf so you want make I die alone (inside my mind o).

So, the sarz who asked the question now headed to me and was like [quote]what's inside this pack, and i replied, Oga nah sandal o, then sarz ordered me to opened it and quickly, I did as instructed and he said shey nah for your girlfriend?

Lo and behold, I said "Hahahaha, oga me no dey reason girl matter for now o (I use one side of my eye to see if the girl will be like I don't believed this shit because am cute and handsome, " I no dey brag o"), I just wan go deliver am to customer".

The sarz where now like, okay which other thing you carry for body (he was like searching my pocket without putting his hand inside o though I have about N5,000 inside my pocket for transport and miscellaneous) and was about heading to my (Kpekus) and I shout a little while laughing silly "Haaa Hahahaha" (he think say I no dey read person mind, my brain nah fast reader while my head is like card reader), let me open up here (he wan check if my Kpekus, dey gallant like he gun but he failed when he slightly touch it because the nigga still dey sleep) and i was like, nah money dey my mind though the girl gives that sexy laugh not smile o.

So the sarz who searched me now left to and meanwhile they are like 3 of them with us but another now turned to our bike man, oga wetin you self carry for this pocket and the bike man was like oga nah my phone o, I just buy am new and they all made sure we did not carry drugs and we are harmless.

Now, when have left ehn, my mind is now beating hell while my oblongata was like oyah Senior Man, you don get moral o (inside my mind, what if this people checked my phone and found out that am a blogger, I do web design, E-commerce, shey I go dey safe? Because am hearing testimonies from people on how sarz hate the word "Am a blogger" because it looks like you're saying "Am a yahoo boy").

Me, am a legit son of my father o, I hate fraud.

So share your own #Sarz_experience and let's see the fun and ugly part.

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A facebook user known as Presh Arthur shared his experience with the anti-crime force in Lagos - Nigeria which occurred less than 24hours ago.





Sarz are friendly human force but depending on how you were or you approach to them because I just experience the sarz stop and search few days ago and it was so fun having such people and was bothering why is most people complain against this anti-fraud force when they are too fun to play with especially those who are not guilty consent, so below is my #Sarz_Experience.

I was heading to deliver an order from mainland to okoko, there's this bus stop called "Olusi" (I may not get the name properly but what I heard from the man who told me), so I took bike because going towards that area with bus is not ideally and not good especially when you're in a hurry. So, sighting the sarz from some distance not too long, firstly, I thought it was either the Nigeria police or the task force and I was like oh no, where's my nose mask, as I was about putting off my hand together with nose mask from my down right hand pocket (I was wearing a short trouser known as Nicker), so we were now seen as a suspect and they ask our bike man to stop and we should come down (already in my mind, nah me cause am because our bike almost pass them o). Okay we all obeyed their command and guess what?


INTERMISSION


One of the sarz ask the girl (I believe those of us in Lagos understand this saying "Oga nah N1500 going or you want make I carry person join you and you go pay N800?", nah so one girl (chubby and sexy type) boarded the same bike with me and she was like, Nooo, I cannot sit at the back, " Virgin boy" like me gently came down from the bike and she hop in sitting at my front and not that alone o, she was sitting on top) are you 2 together?

Mhen the girl denied me asap and I was like about to shout like wtf so you want make I die alone (inside my mind o).

So, the sarz who asked the question now headed to me and was like [quote]what's inside this pack, and i replied, Oga nah sandal o, then sarz ordered me to opened it and quickly, I did as instructed and he said shey nah for your girlfriend?

Lo and behold, I said "Hahahaha, oga me no dey reason girl matter for now o (I use one side of my eye to see if the girl will be like I don't believed this shit because am cute and handsome, " I no dey brag o"), I just wan go deliver am to customer".

The sarz where now like, okay which other thing you carry for body (he was like searching my pocket without putting his hand inside o though I have about N5,000 inside my pocket for transport and miscellaneous) and was about heading to my (Kpekus) and I shout a little while laughing silly "Haaa Hahahaha" (he think say I no dey read person mind, my brain nah fast reader while my head is like card reader), let me open up here (he wan check if my Kpekus, dey gallant like he gun but he failed when he slightly touch it because the nigga still dey sleep) and i was like, nah money dey my mind though the girl gives that sexy laugh not smile o.

So the sarz who searched me now left to and meanwhile they are like 3 of them with us but another now turned to our bike man, oga wetin you self carry for this pocket and the bike man was like oga nah my phone o, I just buy am new and they all made sure we did not carry drugs and we are harmless.

Now, when have left ehn, my mind is now beating hell while my oblongata was like oyah Senior Man, you don get moral o (inside my mind, what if this people checked my phone and found out that am a blogger, I do web design, E-commerce, shey I go dey safe? Because am hearing testimonies from people on how sarz hate the word "Am a blogger" because it looks like you're saying "Am a yahoo boy").

Me, am a legit son of my father o, I hate fraud.

So share your own #Sarz_experience and let's see the fun and ugly part.

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